Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, I happen to be awesome.
Everyone I know is either getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more AWESOME!
I forgot to go to the gym yesterday. That's 10 years in a row!
I'm painting a blue square in my backyard so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song.
I can't help but notice that 'AWESOME' ends in 'ME'.
Think I'm tripping? TIE MY SHOES!
I'm NOT weird... I'm just cooler than you.

 

Anonymous asked
Look at you, blogging and such, proud of you :)- James T

…..im assuming i know you……. O.o

My hand-y work. (see what i did there?)

My hand-y work. (see what i did there?)

You must do the thing you think you can not do.

Elenore Roosevelt

tumblrbot asked
WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Puppies and Charm bracelets.